1- Somewhere inbetween Just Dance and sundays performance on X Factor, Lady Gaga’s testicles dropped
2- This Justin Bieber kid is basically just jailbait for girls. Plus his video which I bumped into on the box yesterday is like a peado’s heaven
3- We’re all 99% sure that a certain lost child isn’t gonna be found safe and sound… Harsh but true
4- Whether we like to admit it or not, if we came across an old episode of Pokemon on TV we’d probably watch it for old times sake
5- Everyone knows the words to the Toys R Us advert and gets a bit too excited inside when it comes on
6- When you see people (mainly, well always girls) in town, doing the old myspaz self photo thing you think ‘what a twat’. Yet it’s perfectly acceptable when drunk
7- You know far too many of the words to atleast one Will Smith song
8- Even though your far too cool to do it, you do know all the moves to the Macarena, just don’t wanna admit it
9- Anywhere between the age of 16-30 even though you’ve gotta get drunk and end up near death, you’d be much happier with a bouncy castle and/or ball pit
10- We’ve all noticed Beyonce’s ass is getting bigger but don’t wanna be the first to say ‘it’s not THAT nice anymore’
11- 60% of us couldn’t tell the difference between a normal DVD and a BLU Ray, unless they were being shown next to each other
12- When you look at a school kid, you can’t believe you were once that small, as you can’t feel like you’ve grown
13- When you look at a ginger person you wonder if the curtains match the carpet. But only if they’re fit
14- No matter how good a TV show is, how much hype its got, how good the acting/writing is, it’s just easier to watch My Super Sweet 16
15- You realise they’re all the same and get a bit bored within 10 minutes of being in a zoo
16- When you don’t get a joke and the person asks if you got it, you say yes sarcastically rather than be humilated… for all of 6 seconds
17- When someone talks to a guy about they’re friend or another girl who they haven’t met who is blonde/brunette, 17-19 the image that will come up in his head will be a very attractive girl
18- If you are my age you still don’t like the fact that things that used to be 10p are now 15p e.g Freddo’s, space invaders etc (Yes I know facebook has covered this)
19- No matter what, the best newspaper you could be featured/pictured in is your local one. You then have to tell/show everyone
